Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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