She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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