Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
