i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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