the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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