Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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