I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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