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hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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