And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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