is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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