Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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