THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The adults are the big ones right?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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