therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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