She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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