So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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