she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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