Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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