i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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