I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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