I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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