batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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