just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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