Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
is that a dick in a sweater?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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