Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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