He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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