i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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