Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
