It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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