Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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