oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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