Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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