Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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