And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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