CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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