did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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