She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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