You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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