omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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