we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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