i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
operation have a gay friend backfired
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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