We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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