So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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