i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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