...so i touched it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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