Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
