im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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