he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were destined to go to rehab together
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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