Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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