He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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