Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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